I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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