Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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