Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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