I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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