so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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