I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
don't judge my taste in strippers
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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