I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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