Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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