it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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