Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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