mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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