Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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