it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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