I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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