I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
