so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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