You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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