all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My pussy is not your playground.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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