I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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