We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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