I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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