you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish I only lived at night.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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