You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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