wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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