I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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