Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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