I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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