my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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