you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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