it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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