Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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