SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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