Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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