Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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