hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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