nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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