Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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