I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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