Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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