I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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