I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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