bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
