SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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