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Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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