bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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