We won't sleep together?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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