This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
