Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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