I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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