Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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