Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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