What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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