who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
