Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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